2-Fast 2-Furious

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 01/30/2018 at 18:42 • Filed to: None

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For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/30/2018 at 18:47

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Trust the process(ing)

promoted by the color red > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/30/2018 at 18:58

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Parking a $40,000 car next to the cart return? Someone likes to live dangerously.

cmill189 - sans Volvo > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/30/2018 at 18:59

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The RS is quickly becoming the leader in the vehicles that 18-25 YO males like to waste enormous amounts of money on. “Bruh, they’re sending me credit card offers everyday, you mean I’m not supposed to say yes?”

Previous leaders were the STi and EVO. Honorable mentions to the MS3, FoST, and FiST.

boredalways > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/30/2018 at 19:11

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The bigger surprise is a Barnes & Nobles Bookstore with the lights on.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > promoted by the color red 01/30/2018 at 19:13

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I work in a Target parking lot and I can say from experience that next to the cart return is the safest place to park. You only have to worry about door dings on one side and people are far more likely to put the carts in the return when it is that close instead of just leaving it wherever they please. Parking far away protects you from other cars but any carts that manage to get to you are going to have some decent speed when they get there.

interstate366, now In The Industry > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/30/2018 at 19:17

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#gethipp

2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/30/2018 at 19:17

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You called?

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > cmill189 - sans Volvo 01/30/2018 at 19:18

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Fiesta ST - can confirm, bought at 24 on a.... Loan of some months

interstate366, now In The Industry > cmill189 - sans Volvo 01/30/2018 at 19:19

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The hashtag on the intercooler says it all.

Kanaric > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/30/2018 at 19:32

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That car looks like it has viking runes on the intercooler

interstate366, now In The Industry > Kanaric 01/30/2018 at 19:33

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Worse, it’s a hashtag.

Kanaric > interstate366, now In The Industry 01/30/2018 at 19:36

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lmao, omg.

There is a Mustang I need to take a picture of that i’ve seen around where I work. It’s 1000 times worse than this car and it’s covered in hastags and instagram accoutn names. One side of that car has SPAWN on it in big letters where the A is looking almost like the spawn comic book character. It is covered in ridiculous graphics. I wish I still had the instagram account for it.

Next time I see it i’m going to put it up on here.

Cash Rewards > For Sweden 01/30/2018 at 20:53

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Take that joke back to deadspin

Ash78, voting early and often > boredalways 01/30/2018 at 21:06

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I haven’t seen a closure yet. It’s like they’re immune to Amazon. Maybe it’s really the Statbucks inside keeping everything afloat.

Meanwhile, B Dalton and Waldenbooks are long gone, Borders is dead, and Books a Million is hanging by a thread.

wafflesnfalafel > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/30/2018 at 21:12

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there is a dude with one of the grey ones (with the super cool blue accents) near us - spectacular looking car and it sounds pretty good too, better than I was expecting

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/30/2018 at 21:22

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WTF. My first thought was that it was a 2018 because it has a black roof. But then I remembered that the 2018’s are only available in blue or red.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > wafflesnfalafel 01/30/2018 at 21:31

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For Sweden > Cash Rewards 01/30/2018 at 22:19

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my god that’s a terrible thing to say